hey everyone,
first of all since colton seems to not get my emails somone please send him this and he will see that i wrote about him first in my email and not last like he writes about me. ha ha just kidding bro...i mean elder. actuall colt you will really like this email cuz i found your friends here in the philippines. they miss you a lot and they thought i was you cuz you have the same name tag as me. (just keep reading)
grandma and grandpa, sorry i have not written you in a while, actually there is no post office in my area, so that makes writting hand letters reallly hard since they sit in my desk for a long time. i just wanted to send you a note here and telll you thanks for everything and for the birthday money. thanks for you r love and support and all of your prayers. i know its your prayers that move this work forward combined with our efforts here in the field. i love you so much and i will see you NEXT YEAR YEAH!!!!!
ok now for my story about coltons friends or the reason i am almost not worthy to sever anymore.....
well, most of you know that there are many gay ppl here, and me, being the handsome person i am draw a lot of attention not only from the girls, the grandmas, but also the gays. i try not to do it, but i cant help it all i do is talk to them and they fall in love. the worst part is if i speak english and pretend i dont understand them they think its cute and its a game. usually they know the "bad" words in english and they know what it means too. anyways we were tracting one night and we got into the house of a gay and the ways his chiars were set up somone had to sit next to him while we taught, so i sat away from him and my comp sat next to him. while we taught lesson 1 (actually it was only part of the lesson) he had his head on my comps shoulder, and he was holding my comps hand. ha ha i was trying not to laugh at him but it was too hard. we hurried and said the closing prayer and got up to leave. as we walked to the door he freakin was rubbing my back and touching me. my comp was in front of me and didnt see. we were putting our shoes on and my comp is outside while im still inside, the door is open and i can see my comp, but the gay comes up to me and hugs me, so i pat his back and then he gets forceful, i try to walk out the door but he still has me in his hug and pushes me into a corner near the door (i think he works out cuz he was strong). i get scared cuz i thought my L.O.C. (law of chastity) was gone. so i pushed him off me and escaped out the door. we walked away from that house fast and went around the corner to anther street. i sat down and just looked at my comp all i could say was GRABE!!! which is like OH MAN1!! i told him never to leave me alone in that guys house again. ha ha we laughed about it the whole night and wrote it in our journals.
well, as if that was not enough, we went to this party the other night for a guy that we want to teach. he invited us to come eat and celebrate the baptism of his baby, so we thought it would be a good idea. it was a very bad idea. when we got there everyone was drunk and here if you come to the party and leave right away its a bad thing. so my comp says we will eat and then get out of here. so that was the plan. as we were eating we were laughing and telling jokes and having a good time, but then this gay walks in with hot dogs that they put on a stick to BBQ so its like a corn dog with no corn bread. anyways he comes up and tries to give me one of his hot dogs and at this point im full. i deny it and tell him im full. he does not belive me and starts putting it in my face. i just laugh and tell him that my comp wants it really bad. but that didnt work cuz my comp is not white. so he tells my comp to stand up so he can sit by my and my comp acutally gets up. this freakin gay (actually bi sexual) guy gets really close to me. he starts tellin me i have noce eyes, and im cute, and he loves me, and all this stuff. he tells me he wants to sleep with me, and he said he wanted to do a lot more stuff that i cant put cuz its really bad. anyways he asked to take pics with me so i agreee cuz i thought it would get hime off me. but no he only gets closer. he hugs me and holds my hand, he is rubbing my thigh, i try to move his hand, but he just keeps putting it back. he askes to be my bf and tells me i should turn bi. this goes on for about an hour and my comp is not helping me. so i tell the gay lets go outside and we will sing on the kariokee. i told him i want him to pick a love song to sing to me. well this starts another problem cuz a girl or a lady overhears and she tells me to sing with her. i tell her im not a good singer and she should sing for me. she said she would sing if i would dance for her. i told her i will watch if she sings for me and dances, so she agrees. so im outside with my comp, and the gay sitting down. the girl is singging a love song and she comes over to me and taps me to get my attention to let me know that song was for me. i ignore her so she gets in front of me, and all this time the gay is still touching me, so she is jealous and SITS DOWN ON MY LAP!!!! i freak out and i push her off me and she sits on me again, so i push her off agin, the 3rd time she sits on me i push her off and to the gays lap. she finally gets the clue and does not sit down agin. by this time its 9 and i wanna leave so bad. my comp is just laughing at me, cuz i cant get away from these ppl. i tell them its 9 and we have to leave but they didnt believe me. finally my comp pulls out the white handbook and shows them we have to be home at 9. the gay guy said the only way i could leave is if i give him a hug and squeez him tight. usually i would say no, but this is like only a few houses away from our house and i dont want this guy to follow me home, so i say ok. i give him his hug and we leave.
wow this is a long email. sorry. i hope you liked my story. its all true. the work is great here and like mcdonalds, im lovin it.
take care,
elder brunson
ps aaron, kyle i miss you. pls email me.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
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